Tuesday, June 30, 2009

FLAWLESS Presents The 10 Commandments.....

    #1 Thou Shalt NOT Smash the Homies

    #2 Thou Lip Gloss Should Always Be Poppin

    #3 Thou Shalt Always Remember, The Hoes Are For Everybody

    #4 Thou Shalt Indulge in the Secrets of Victoria & Live by the Bible they call the Very Sexy Catalog

    #5 Thou Toes Should Always be on Point

    #6 Thou Shalt Follow the Gospel of Trey & Keep it Neat, So He Can Eat

    #7 Thou Shalt NOT Get Chris Brown'd or Ike Turner'd & Neva Let a Nigga Lil Bow Wow You

    #8 Thou Shall Not Steal More Than 1 Sip of My Patron, or Thou Shall Buy Me Another One

    #9 Thou Shall Not Commit Acts of Niggerdom in the Club... but Wait till You Get to the Parking Lot far Away from My Drink

    #10 Honor Thy Twitter & Thy Facebook, so That Your Days May Be Long & UN-LAME Upon the Space which the Internet is Giving You

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